Friday, July 08, 2005

Free Porn!

Got my first taste of front-row seat of free porn! Yep, people having sex in the ricky bunk next to mine (thank god it wasn't MY bunk). haha!

However, the ending wasn't typical porn style (this is all true, no joke):

FEMALE: harder, ya! ya! oh my god!

MALE: [grunt] oops. sorry.

silence. bed stops moving.

MALE: i'm sorry.

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In other news, the American Football team from New Zealand is in town and playing a game against the American Footbal team from Australia. Who knew there were AFL leagues outside of America??

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Off to Blue Mountains today.

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